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March 3rd, 2002, 12:51 AM
#21
Monkey Teaser
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Week left to live?
Eat human flesh.
Write a cheque for ?1 million to somebody.
Shoot somebody in the bell-end from point blank range..
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March 4th, 2002, 04:57 AM
#22
Inactive Member
id err spend the week working out how not to die! im not that accepting you see!
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A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.
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March 6th, 2002, 10:54 PM
#23
Inactive Member
Eat an Onyx (thats a precise stone).
i would sleep on a mile square matress with all my friends hiding under the covers whilst taking loads of acid. burn a synagouge/mosque/church. punch a spirit,ride a bike through a patio window and off a cliff (in one go).Take control of the affairs of an exclusive london party organisers and change the venue of a planned event to a sewer, Wet women who look at me. Freeze brogues whilst learning tarot. Revise for a test that i don't have. really hurt myself by punching myself in the face. make someone eat a flea/dog turd and carrot sandwich.Cum in the oven-preferably on a squid. convince myself beyond any doubt that i am washing my boots that i have owned for decades when in fact i am doing nothing of the sought and don't own any boots. Laugh at Socrates, Aristotle and cry about Plato. Then i would lay in a road until taxi driver screeched to his death by avoiding me.
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March 6th, 2002, 10:56 PM
#24
Inactive Member
Eat an Onyx (thats a precise stone).
i would sleep on a mile square matress with all my friends hiding under the covers whilst taking loads of acid. burn a synagouge/mosque/church. punch a spirit,ride a bike through a patio window and off a cliff (in one go).Take control of the affairs of an exclusive london party organisers and change the venue of a planned event to a sewer, Wet women who look at me. Freeze brogues whilst learning tarot. Revise for a test that i don't have. really hurt myself by punching myself in the face. make someone eat a flea/dog turd and carrot sandwich.Cum in the oven-preferably on a squid. convince myself beyond any doubt that i am washing my boots that i have owned for decades when in fact i am doing nothing of the sought and don't own any boots. Laugh at Socrates, Aristotle and cry about Plato. Then i would lay in a road until taxi driver screeched to his death by avoiding me.
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March 7th, 2002, 01:57 AM
#25
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March 8th, 2002, 02:42 PM
#26
Synchrotron Radiation
Guest
I would...
Have a baby... then kill it.
Get married(again) and have an affair with my current husband, then divorce husband and re-marry current hubby.
Watch robbie williams and britney spears have sex (together).
Become a porn star (for revenge purposes only).
Kill that bitch.
Smack the ex-members in the head cos they don't realise that they're actually shit, and not the best thing since sliced bread (faggots).
And on the last day....
have lots of sex until I'm dead (boring, yes, but it will be lots of kinky/filthy sex).
Muwah-ha-ha!!
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Two events which are simultaneous in an inertial frame S are not simultaneous in another frame S' moving with a velocity V
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March 8th, 2002, 08:10 PM
#27
Inactive Member
i dont know who you are but the idea was to put something that is a)possible and b) made any kind of sense.
i cannot answer the original question. i am too confused by myself to be able to answer any question of the sort.
xxxx
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why?
Because i can.
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March 8th, 2002, 11:06 PM
#28
Sheriff^John^Bunell
Guest
I would stay in and come on here to post un-interesting silly posts.
like always..... oh look - I'm doing it again
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Staring at the setting sun
No reason to come back again
The twlight world in blue and white
The needle and the damage done.
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Well youve buggered that up haven't you?
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March 9th, 2002, 12:04 AM
#29
Inactive Member
i would spend 3 days getting pissed and spend 4 days with the 2 ppl that mean the most to me hannah and luna.
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